Faux Pee

What is Faux Pee?


1.

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.

Wife: What took you so long?

Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.

See dog, urinate, cat, puppy, pet


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