Faux Queue

What is Faux Queue?


1.

noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.

verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.

expletive: see example

noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse....

verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?

expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!


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