Faux Serious Edit Meaning

1. unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach. One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is..

1. the best thing ever. so amazing it hurts every opening on your body. makes blood ooze out of your genitals because its so cool. well it..

1. 1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person. 2. Jump on the bottle. Malcolm owed me twenty bu..