Faux Snow Day

What is Faux Snow Day?

When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off.

Relative: So how was school yesterday?

Boy: I didn't have school, it was a faux snow day.

See faux, fake, snow, snow day, retarded

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