What is Fauxa-constrictor?
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A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
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an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturba..
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evidence left behind from vomitting in public
"Dude, don't look in the water fountain. Someone left yak tracks."
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