What is Fauxa-constrictor?
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A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
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Diabolically sigh-worthy. An adjective used to describe something that is so incredibly boring or dull that you just want to sigh at the..
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Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth
Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick..
