What is Fauxa-constrictor?
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A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
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Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundlehair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clu..
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A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.
Cat: Oh sh*t Vampire Kitty
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A fiendishly, cok..
