Fauxa-constrictor

What is Fauxa-constrictor?

1.

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"

Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

See pleather, fake, boots, pants, skirts, purse
92

Random Words:

Lez Go
1. 1. a phrase coined by Sameer (it was his way of saying "Let's go") which is meant to inspire 2. a phrase said before doi..
Read more
Zawster
1. another term for geek or networking guru, spends most of their time indoors messing with linux and unix boxes. 'don't you fin..
Read more
Rm -rf /
1. Finest compression avaliable under UNIX/Linux! Unfortunatly, there is no decompressor avaliable. Command issued on unix systems to remo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free