Fauxa-constrictor

What is Fauxa-constrictor?

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A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"

Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

See pleather, fake, boots, pants, skirts, purse
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