What is Fauxa-constrictor?
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A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
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During the act of banging a girl doggy style, you drop a mouthful of chew spit onto your cock as added lubrication.
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The simple yet certain term of why people turn gay.
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overwhelmed with an increasing amount of hoochies that do sexual things to your genitalia over the extent of a week
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