What is Fauxa-constrictor?
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A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
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metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ
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A state resembling retardation of normal brain functions brought on by extreme fatigue and/or exhaustion.
"Hey, what's wrong?..
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Rumaging through records in racks or boxes
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