Fauxball Player

What is Fauxball Player?


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Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."


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