Fauxball Player

What is Fauxball Player?

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

Dead Possum

1. joel merchen aka lefty liar that dead possum looks like joel!..

Dunker's Delight

1. Get yer missus to tilt her head back and open her mouth to its widest point. Now pour in milk until her mouth is full to the brim. Gentl..

12:12

1. When you start beating off at 12:12 AM. Man its 12:12...time to beat my meat and skeet skeet skeet See 12:12, wacker..

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