Fauxball Player

What is Fauxball Player?

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

After-effects

1. See Consequences The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Croc Butter

1. 1. Supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes, crocs they call shoes. 2. You know that feeling ..

Eightteen Wheels A Burning

1. skidmarks on your underwear drag races in your boxers knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned aroun..

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