Fauxball Player

What is Fauxball Player?

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

Yumyumshisha

1. a youtube account with a semi-famous video of a Chinese emo kid that cuts off his hand. The video has since recieved over ten thousand h..

Hptd

1. Hand to penis transmitted disease. Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD. See Bob Barker..

Dog Fondler

1. an insult to someone who is so depraved they fondle dog's genitals or generally engage in animal sex (bestiality) Fuck off you dog..

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