Fauxball Player

What is Fauxball Player?

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

Apatotastic

1. To be fantastic in an apatosauri-ish manner. Basically, really, really fab and a half. Vilhelm: Dude! Look at this new action figure I ..

Germal

1. Something generally germy. Person 1:Hey want to go to the gas station for a burrito later? Person 2:Nah, that place is germal. See ge..

Ades

1. Someone who is a wet blanket Man, quit being an ades! See aids, boring, lame, unpopular, social outcast..

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