Fauxball Player

What is Fauxball Player?

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

Uncle Creepy

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Absqueath

1. the act of stopping stopping doing something. Inversely proportional to abstain. "You, prevent yourself from stopping absqueathin..

Quarter Pounder

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