Faux-bating

What is Faux-bating?

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.

"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"

See faux, bating, masterbating, false, bored

No Lez

1. sibling of no homo. made up by The Mercy Meister in late 2007 Kelly: Yo you look wicked sexy in that skirt... no lez. See no lez, no ..

7 Head

1. A person with a high hairline at the top of their head, extending their forehead 3 numbers up. (Five head, Six head, Then Seven head.) ..

Number One Gun!

1. Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got s..

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