Fauxber

What is Fauxber?

The act of pretending to be sober in the presence of authority when, in fact, you're shitfaced.

When we heard campus security outside the door we fauxbered up real quick, and hid the bottles under my bed.

See fake sobriety, fauxbriety, drinking

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