Fauxbia

What is Fauxbia?


1.

1. Fear that an item you have purchased is a fake

2. Fear of fake items

1. Megan had a fauxbia that her $60 Chanel purse was too cheap to be real

See fear, fake, knock-off

2.

The term comes from other words that are already established. "Faux" which is defined as fake, imitation, ersatz.

Common slang word “Bia” which is the "G" rated way of calling a woman/man a bitch.

When putting the two together you are calling someone a "fake bitch." Many times this is used when someone is acting like they are someone/something they are not.

Pronounced: fo'..bee..ah

Kim: Dayum.....did you see the Prada bag that girl was wearing?

Lakisha: Her daddy bought that shit for her fauxbia ass. She has two kids and no man, and she aint even got a job.

Kim: Fo' real?! She is a fauxbia fo' sure!

See fobish

3.

A faux (false) phobia.

Mal: "My dad has a phobia of morris dancing and irish jigs"

Me: "There's no such thing, you douche. That's a fauxbia"

See phobia, fauxbia, jig, morris, dancing, roger, Philistine


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