Fauxbonics

What is Fauxbonics?

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.

Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.

Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.

Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.

See ebonics, poser, vernacular, PimpGangstaPoet

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