Faux-cation

What is Faux-cation?

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)

A fake vocation.

aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

See fauxcation, fake, false, job, blonde, ego, snob, bar, work, life

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