What is Fauxcellarm?
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When you feel the vibration of your cell phone, but it is not vibrating (or you are not even carrying your phone).
"I reached in my pocket to answer my phone, but then I remembered I left it at home. It was just a fauxcellarm."
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to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established
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