Fauxcus

What is Fauxcus?

The act of pretending to focus.

Person A: Hey want to go watch To Catch a Predator?

Person B: No, I'm focusing on this calculus.

Person A: Come on, I saw an AIM window open...you're totally fauxcusing.

See focus, procrastinate, study, work

Chemtard

1. Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at c..

Fms

1. Stands for "fecal management system" in the hospital. It is a tube stuck up the anus of someone in the hospital if they are n..

Hi-de-hi

1. Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas. Mr. Hanky:..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fauxcus Edit Meaning