Fauxcus

What is Fauxcus?


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The act of pretending to focus.

Person A: Hey want to go watch To Catch a Predator?

Person B: No, I'm focusing on this calculus.

Person A: Come on, I saw an AIM window open...you're totally fauxcusing.

See focus, procrastinate, study, work


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