Fauxductivity

What is Fauxductivity?

Pretending to be productive at work.

I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important looking papers.

See procrastination, faux, fake, productive, anti, non, work

Persimmon

1. A fruit that is orange most of the time. This persimmon is tasty and orange. See orange, fruit, peach, apple, banana 2. A penis rava..

Snot Schrapnel

1. when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel you might want to check yourself d..

[bum Boogers]

1. Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe. That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Booge..

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