What is Fauxdult?
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To be of an adult age, but only act like it during the hours of 8-5 Monday through Friday. Any time after that, debauchery ensues. Fauxdults should NOT be allowed to drive or given any money for keeping during their after hours. They should also be forced to wear mouthguards, as they may result to biting when provoked. Have been known to put pugs, or "Lolas" in the oven when not properly supervised.
"He was removing his shirt and biting people before he put Lolers in the oven for dinner. He is best described as a fauxdult."
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