What is Fauxever?
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When it seems like it has been there forever, or will be there forever, but in reality you know it's lasted a short while, or won't last forever. Fauxever.
Johana and I have known each other a couple of months, but she says, "It's like we've known each other forever!"
I reply, "No, you mean fauxever. f-a-u-x-e-v-a~"
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