What is Fauxgasm?
1.
An alternate for
If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.
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2.
The fake orgasm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse.
Jeff was trying all this borderline-homo stuff last night so I launched the fauxgasm.
I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm.
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3.
When a woman tires of lame sex with her lover, a fauxgasm allows her to get things over in a timely fashion as to facilitate her escape.
I was layin the lumber on my girlfriend, when she fauxgasmed, rolled off me, then split.
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