Fauxgasm

What is Fauxgasm?

1.

An alternate for faking it.

If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.

See faking it, unfortunate, bitch, faux, orgasm

2.

The fake orgasm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse.

Jeff was trying all this borderline-homo stuff last night so I launched the fauxgasm.

I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm.

See sex, men, fake, orgasm, pretend

3.

When a woman tires of lame sex with her lover, a fauxgasm allows her to get things over in a timely fashion as to facilitate her escape.

I was layin the lumber on my girlfriend, when she fauxgasmed, rolled off me, then split.

See fake orgasm, orgasm, airgasm, cum, came

21

Random Words:

Crackstick

1. What someone uses when they are completely addicted to chapstick, like it's crack. Could I get a hit off your crackstick? My lips ..

Redikulus

1. A spell that you say to a boggart when you want it to turn into something funny. When Ron said "Redikulus!" the huge spider n..

Assnarc

1. A person who walks pigeon-toed and has experience with their left hand. Marra is such an assnarc. Look at her walking down the hall wit..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free