Fauxgressivism

What is Fauxgressivism?

noun: the practice of pretending to be a progressive while really just acting like a prick.

I'm sick of all the fauxgressivism these days. What's progressive about this whole "FOREIGNERS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS" bit?

See progressive, asshole, politics, jerk, phoney

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