Fauxhawk

What is Fauxhawk?


1.

A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.

2.

see also: David Beckham.

I got bored and made a shampoo fauxhawk. Then I peed in my shower.

3.

A variation of the "Mohawk" hair style. Hair is worm longer down the middle of the head and ussually spiked with gel. Contrary to the traditional "Mohawk" style, hair is not shaved completely on the sides of the head.

AKA: Fohawk

Barber: How would you like your hair cut?

Customer: I'd like a mohawk, but I don't think my boss would let me keep my job.

Barber: Have you given any thought to a fauxhawk?

Customer: That's a great idea, lets go for it!

See fohawk, punk, goth, gothic, maggot

4.

sides of the hair have a fade , but still has to blend in well with the top of your head top of your head has to have the longest hair gelled into the middle of the hair to make a fauxfauk .

guy 1 : yo man i just got a fauxhawk , how does it look ?

guy 2 : you look gino man , it looks so sick .

See fauxhawk, gino, hair, guys, style

5.

Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.

"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"

See gay, fagget, faggot, homo, cumdumpster

6.

A common hairstyle of the gays resembling a miniature mohawk.

Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk

Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.

Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?

See gay, mohawk, fag, hair

7.

the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...

"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say


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