Fauxhipster

What is Fauxhipster?

1.

One who fauxhips. Generally engaged by Apple fanboys and, to a lesser extent, any iPod owner who happens to be in front of a brightly colored wall when a trendy song starts playing.

Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.

See fauxhipping, fauxhip, fauxhipster
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