Faux-ho

What is Faux-ho?


1.

n. One who dresses the part of being "artsy" (or bohemian) so as to impress one's friends/classmates. One trademark of faux-ho fashion is buying pre-distressed or paint-splattered jeans at a higher price than normal jeans to show that they shop at thrift stores or are artists, respectively. Another is having a simplistic liberal ideology (i.e. Bush is a moron. Bush stole the election. etc.) that manifiests itself in the wearing of t-shirts with "edgy" slogans such as "Every vote counts, if you count every vote!" Many think Iran-Contra was a video game.

see poser

"Wow, Rick! That Rollings Stones psudeo-vintage concert shirt is totally faux-ho!"

2.

A super close female friend that walks the line of behaving like a girlfriend, without the any of the nookie. It's possible that there was a romantic connection in the past, yet not necessary.

When one of your closest friends is a member of the opposite sex (and you're a guy), they are your Faux-Ho.

See fake girlfriend, chick friend


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