Fauxji

What is Fauxji?

The art of carrying around a plastic bottle of tap water so that it looks like a high-costing import.

That Christine bugs me so much, and I know she's just drinking Fauxji...nothing in there but plain ol' tap water.

See bottle, water, brand, name, confusion

Damn Blather

1. The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth. Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!..

Lawk

1. The pairing of So You Think You Can Dance's real life couple Lacey Schwimmer and Hokuto "Hok" Konishi. Oh my gosh...Lawk..

Dirty Dishes

1. When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face. Greta, ..

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