Fauxlice

What is Fauxlice?


1.

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"

See police, fake, posers, badge, magnum, gun, tazer, bitch

2.

A Police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.

Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.

In the car:

Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"

Driver *Slams the brakes*

Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"

See cops, police, faux, car, squad

3.

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.

See police, cop, fuzz


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