Fauxliday

What is Fauxliday?

A fake holiday.

Valentine's Day is a fauxliday designed to waste your money and time on gifts, when you could be wasting it on beer and getting laid, respectively.

See fake, holiday, materialism, existentialism

Hot Suszie

1. When you fill a ziploc baggie half way with hot water, lube up your penis, wrap the baggie around yourself and toss off (masterbate) to ..

Dirty Chewie

1. When your girlfriend straps on a dildo and does you in the ass - "My boyfriend wanted to change things up, so I gave him a dirty ..

Queen Of The Universe

1. THE Woman, NOT GIRL, that Rules the entire existance of any and everything. Including but not limited to all things Physical, Mental, em..

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