Fauxlympics

What is Fauxlympics?

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

Unicin

1. an idiot's way of spelling unison The chairs aren't working on unicin. See Joe Bloggs..

Turd Hearse

1. The truck that empties porta-johns Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?! Wilbur: Hell no...that&ap..

Helmeta

1. getting dome, head, or helmet There was a prostitute on the corner giving helmeta. See dome, head, blowjob, helmet, suck balls..

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