Fauxlympics

What is Fauxlympics?

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

[poo-jitsu]

1. The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper. "Look out!! He's kicking!! ..

Zebro

1. A 'bro'--an obnoxious, cocky, asshole--who wears obnoxious clothing. See that snowboarder over there with the bright green ja..

Vagina Baster

1. A utensil that is used to douche the vagina. Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex. See vagina, baster, vagina baster, pussy, dou..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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