Fauxlympics

What is Fauxlympics?

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

O.d.a. Optimal Distance Of Attraction

1. The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer gogglesdecrease the ODA between persons. "That chick has a long O.D.A. (op..

Viande

1. french word for MEAT Et surtout, n'ayez plus peur de dire "j'aime la viande". (which means "Of course, don&ap..

Lever Problem

1. Leave 'er problem A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just..

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