Fauxlympics

What is Fauxlympics?

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

Calm Your Farm

1. telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent..

Ass Coffee

1. A completely liquid bowel movement. That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee. 2. when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day y..

Flipstik

1. a refrence for a weapon such as a gun dont make me bust out my flipstik..

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