Fauxlympics

What is Fauxlympics?

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

Big Grumby

1. Taking a giant satisfying crap. After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he&..

Schlemy

1. The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, simil..

Handler

1. Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be ther..

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