Faux-mo Edit Meaning

1.

(1) a person that identifies as homosexual, yet can be found engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex, often while exclaiming loudly "it's okay...I'm gay!"

(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"

You know, Mathew is such a faux-mo, I totally saw him rubbing Boopie's jubblies behind that dumpster.

See fauxmo, fomo

2.

A straight male who has precariously fallen into an extremely personal relationship with a homosexual (much like a male fag-hag.) He is in no way gay, but an outsider may easily mistaken him for one due to his overly affectionate actions and reckless behavior. Very foolish, touchy, and silly, often playing along with any joke or misconception an outside might make. Does not see to care at all about what others think. Basically, a borderline gay with extremely misleading tendencies and a latent curiosity with will never be pursued.

Homo: Jonathan, have you seen Shannon lately?

Faux-Mo: OMG, she's fabulous! I love her new outfit, and the shoes, oh, they're to die for... (Awkward Silence) I have to go watch football.

Homo: (Whispers) Someday... you'll be mine.

See homo, shoes, fantabulous, scandalous

3.

When a generation lacking any clear, unique identity attempts (in inconsistant, questionably sincere and argueably futile ways) to label and define itself and/or it's cultural elements. This is generally characterized by a sort of quiet desperation, thinly veiled hostility and confusion.

Related to but not synonymous with post-moderism aka "po-mo."

Excessive use of labels such as "emo" and "goth" is very faux-mo.

See emo, po-mo, new wave, goth, homo

4.

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.

"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"

See bisexual, homosexual, fraud, fake, fomo

5.

Another word for a metro-sexual.

"He looks like such a faux-mo in his designer jeans and Prada shoes."

See fauxmo, metrosexual, homo, gay, fomo

6.

Pronounced FOE-MO. Cheap contemporary artwork that imitates the style of Claude Monet. A painting style that mimics the great Impressionists and relies heavily on idyllic sun-drenched cottages esp. the works of Thomas Kinkade.

I hate the decor at my dentist's office. Strictly faux-mo.

See monet, artists, bad art