Fauxmotion

What is Fauxmotion?


1.

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

2.

A promotion without a raise. The act of changing an employee's title without due compensation. The addition of job responsibilities because the employee "deserves a challenge."

To thank you for your good and hard work, we'd like to offer you a title change to 'King of France'. This fauxmotion will not include a raise but you do get new business cards.


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