Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. One who has a fear of lesbos I'm such a lesbophobe. Arrrrrrrrgh here comes a lesbian. RUN!..

1. A sense of impending terror relating to John Kerry winning the 2004 Presidential Election. I'm quite Kerrified about the outcome o..

1. As in a mad tune; good music. Person A: Have you heard 'Hurt You' by Chase & Status? Person B: Yes blud, it be a looney ..