Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall. I had to patch the wall after giving my girl ..

1. What english people say for "yes, please" person 1 (australian), "dywanna cuppa?" person 2 (english), "go on ..

1. Fat that has been morphed due to extreme fatness. Ew....... look at that morfat guy! See fat, gross, morph, ugly..