Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. A crossbreed between a zebra and a donkey. Most retarded looking among the zebroids, it is bred because its just funny to look at. HAHA..

1. When one takes a classical composition and plays it really fast and/or distorted on an electric guitar. Yngwie Malmsteen is the innovato..

1. Nocturnally inclined as langered, a term to describe a state where individuals who cannot drink have 3 shandys and then nial occours. 1..