Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. A case in which one starts masturbating, but then comes upon the realization that they are way too damn tired to continue masturbating ..

1. Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails. That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart. See douche, bag, tart,..

1. One of the greatest, most twisted directors of all time, who has to date made criminally few films and is plagued by terrible luck. Best..