Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. Fancy and elegant way to say "problems". It is so used nowadays, that people often feel proud and want everyone to know about..

1. That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a..

1. SOMEONE WHO HOLDS THE FLAME TO CLOSE TO THE PIPE CAUSING IT TO BURN UP. . YOUR A FUCKIN BOWL BURNER. BOWL BURNING ASS. See spun, twe..