Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. the art of not being stoned. zober is to stoned as sober is to drunk God damn, I only just became zober. See dudley..

1. derived from usk. Heard from gizzle the famous "eughs". Eughs eventually evolved into Uzzz by random wizahds. Eughzzzz - a..

1. Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo. kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday. kid 2 You got some Zootang righ..