Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. Oh my fist-fucking God! A stronger version of OMFG. OMFFG, your new car is badass! See omg, omfg, god, surprise..

1. Vin Dieselites are followers of Vin Dieselisim. Vin Diesel is considered godand all commands by Vin must be followed. Vin Dieselist fe..

1. Being instantly changing of your condition. I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones. ..