Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. 1) Small stuffed animal. 2) A saucy Puerto Rican who touches said stuffed animal inappropriately. Mommy, Zlade's at it again! Se..

1. The word cried from the rooftops when something you did about 3 years ago that nobody actually gave a damn about is unearthed by some mo..

1. The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm. Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when..