Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge..

1. An act preformed upon a sleeping friend or relative in which one obtains an erection,pulls it up and releases said penis upon the sleepi..

1. A sick model mercedes driven by those with incredible taste in automobile. Generally the car of choice for your everyday backrow thug. ..