Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. Someone added on msn that u never talk to but added just to make your contact list bigger. OMG lol ive never talked to that girl on my ..

1. Zofar is a "So Far" away planet. That is ruled by The Zofarians. This is an imaginary planet that was made up by a 4 year old ..

1. To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs. I went to the strip club last night and got a b..