Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. Absolutely stone cold drunk I was absolutely gowaned in the gutter earlier on. See gowan, drunk, dundee, steaming..

1. DC Metropolitan area derived term used to describe somebody who is acting ridonkulous, and who also is a wanker at the same time. "..

1. Surrogate word for everything and anything. Coincidentally, sounds great. I just zewped. Zewp that, yo. You're a fucking zewpgu..