Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. Like or pertaining to a stripper. Man that hoe is really stripperish! See hoe, skank, chickenhead, sexy..

1. "it's just that" the clear shit that drips out of the penis before ejaculation. Damn, my pants are a little wet. Just a..

1. Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni. Hey baby, why don't you stop..