Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. Bevametre; The distance a beer coaster will travel stuck to the bottom of a wet glass before it will fall back to earth. Whats there to..

1. when a Army Ranger has been in a combat for months at a time without taking a shower, his crotch area and butt crack smells likes thirty..

1. The pleasure and satisfaction one gets from squeezing out a zit on one's face. I got the best zittasfaction when I squished out a ..