Faux-newz Edit Meaning

1. I love my Girlfriend mike:Come check out the chicks tonight Sam:suree Mike yeah maybe u can find a girl to makeout with Sam: No way ..

1. A derogatory term for the female version of a dickhead or a term referring to a male as a pussy. "Hey douchetard, stop being such ..

1. when you fall in love with talking heads for the first time. I just heard "Life During Wartime," And I think I have Heartbyrn..