What is Faux-portunity?
1.
It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.
I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.
See
Random Words:
1.
To be fucked in the ass by a large white, hairy man.
Ever have your ass licked by a fat man in a trench coat, no but I got manwitched a..
1.
A scale developed to gauge the level of r0X0r that a specific person currently, or ever has, shown. This scale ranges from zero all the ..
1.
A trick beverage consisting of a full bottle of sleeping pills, viagra, and laxatives. The victim passes out, shits his pants and gets a..
