Fauxtee Edit Meaning

1.

A shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. But usually they don't have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.

13-year-old 1: Hey, you like my goatee?

13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.

See goatee