What is Fauxtel?
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The real name for foxtel, the lowest form of 'news' and 'entertainment' available.
'Faux' is French for 'deliberately deceptive' which describes this network of misinformation to a T.
You have the fauxtel version of events, and then you have what really happened. No connections whatsoever.
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similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new g..