What is Fauxternative?
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Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
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really really drunk/stoned
"dude, i am fucking eskundered"
"you musnt be that eskundered, you managed to say it."
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Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations..
