Fauxtexter

What is Fauxtexter?

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.

bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.

*next day*

bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s

tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.

See fake, stupid, loser, shrimpy

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