Fauxtits

What is Fauxtits?


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1. Fake breast(s) either by implant, tissue or by other stuffing means.

2. Breast reduction; (rare usage)

3. Plastic Breast purchased as a novelty item for a lark.

4. Drag Queens and Transvestites that make there breasts appear to look like a woman's tits.

5. Something that looks like a tit; like a breast shaped mountain.

1. Mary: "Do my fauxtits feel real?"

2. Poor Dolly, got fauxtits to aid her back pain.

3. Frank bought some fauxtits at the costume shop.

4. John taped his tits together to get some cleavage then stuffed his shirt and got some real nice fauxtits.

5. "Witches Tit" Mountain is the biggest fauxtit I know of.


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