What is Fauxtopia?
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That feeling of soothing reassurance you get when you (mistakenly) tell yourself it was probably nothing important.
You go into a room to get your watch, once you get into the room you forget why you went in there (see: destinesia), you experience anxiety at not being able to remember, but then salve your unpleasant feelings with fauxtopia.
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First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that yo..
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The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).
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this is when a crazy ass kook comes up to you and pull the old shibby shabby
"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
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