Fauxverb

What is Fauxverb?


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A proverb you make up; particularly when you're in an alternate state of consciousness and/or psychoanalyzing your life. fauxverbs may resemble the wise words of Thomas Jefferson, Alfred Einstein, Ben Franklin, Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Jesus, Buddha, Lao Tzu, Allah....maybe even a grey's anatomy monologue.

"When pondering life, I made up a new fauxverb"

"Life's a free fall. You can either fear gravity or spread your wings and fly."

See proverb, faux, mantra, quotation


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