Fauxvitation

What is Fauxvitation?


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An invitation given. That the inviter doesn't really want or expect the receiver to attend. But, the invitee shows up. Then awkwardness ensues.

"Hey what did you do last night?"

"Oh I ran into Bill, who invited me to Jim's birthday party. But I think it was a fauxvitation. Cuz, when I got there they both totally ignored me. I felt so uninvited."

See fake, invite, dis, awkward


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