Faws

What is Faws?

Fat Army Wife Syndrome

a chick that marries a G.I. and has a nice little body, but within a year, looks like Louie Anderson

Rey: You seen Daves wife? She got a case of FAWS real bad.

Quentin: Damn, maybe we shouldn't enlist.

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Smuttercup

1. (noun) Used as a term when you want to call your girlfriend by something cute but she is an absolute smut. When you want to be sweet but..

Toaster Bonus

1. The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even..

Queem Wad

1. Big ol' wad of queem on someones face. I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face. See wad, queem, load, big, nice 1. Big ol&..

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