Faws

What is Faws?


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Fat Army Wife Syndrome

a chick that marries a G.I. and has a nice little body, but within a year, looks like Louie Anderson

Rey: You seen Daves wife? She got a case of FAWS real bad.

Quentin: Damn, maybe we shouldn't enlist.

See LMF


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