What is F.b.i.?
1.
F.B.I. stands for floppy ball index. The index ranges from 1-5, 1 being really tight, and 5 being the floppiest it can be.
guy one: Hey dude, whats your F.B.I.?
guy two: (grabs balls and feels around) I'm at about...a 3.
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2.
A person From the Big Island of Hawai'i visiting another island, especially O'ahu.
person 1: Where are you from?
person 2: F.B.I.!
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3.
Fucking bloody idiot.
Look at that dude passed out on the lawn. He's a F.B.I.
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