Fcotut

What is Fcotut?


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An Acronym for: “Frances Chance Of Turning Up Tomorrow”. Named after a girl who never turns up to work, and pulls a sickieat least once a week.

Me : FCOTUT possibility currently at 80%

Boss : Shit, so another week without working being done.


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