Fdlfum

What is Fdlfum?


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Friends don't let friends use mayonase.

You know that girl from Kitsap, how she and her BF wanted to do the do. All they had was some mayonase.. which they proceeded to use a lube. and well as the story goes she had random orgasms throughout the following weeks.. she had maggots in her VAG.

remember FDLFUM

See std, lube, condoms, maggots


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