What is Fds?
1.
Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.
Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the
glove cuntpartment
2.
Fuck Dat Shit. Said in disgust
Pete: Yo this Ja Rule shit is fly!
Dez: FDS man you are a foo!
3.
FDS
Feminine Deoderant Spray
Used to spray on the crotch of your panties, so the fish will die.
Alice went to Rite Aid to buy some FDS because her poon smelled like a shit house door on a tuna boat.
4.
Noun: First Dick Syndrome - A very common situation where a female has a false sense of affection for a male with whom she has had sex with for the first time. Most of the time, the emotions are stronger when the female lost her virginity to that guy. (Sadly, the feelings aren't mutual).
Guy 1: "Man, that girl keeps telling me that she loves me after we had sex the other day! I didn't even know she was a virgin!"
Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."
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5.
A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.
Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"
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6.
A Fat Dick Sandwich. From UWO.
why dont you go eat a FDS
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7.
when a male doesn't bathe he must use some funky dick spray
Elrod needed some FDS, because he didn't bathe.
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