What is Fearne Cotton?
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A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:
A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!
O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"
Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
Random Words:
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Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.
Ed had an Alhbe..
