Fearne Cotton

What is Fearne Cotton?


1.

A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:

A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.

She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!

O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!

Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"

Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"


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