Feath

What is Feath?


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What a nose!

His favourite chat-up line is "Ya know, my dick is bigger than my nose."

Looks like a homosexual, which is why he's recently been nick-named "Julian" by team mates.

Voted worst cricketer ever to play for Wolviston by Dave Ward, Padgewah and Greens.

Wolviston needed 100 to win @ Thornaby, Padgett at one end got 60* in 20 overs, there were 15 extras leaving just 25 runs needed at the other. Featherstone ranked in with 8 off 12 overs, well batted Paul.

Thinks Normanby Hall's average delivery is the same pace as Kirk flat out.

Slowest innings in cricketing history, Featherstone 18* in 43 overs, good innings Paul, a real treat for the crowd.

Wears white sweat bands in an attempt to emulate his idol, Craig White.

Ugly twat.

Feath fuck off to Preston, you might get a game there.

Evening Gazette called him "Phil."


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