What is Feather Bauble?
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Those lightweight rolls of bog roll that abrade off and get stuck in your butt hairs after a fairly vigorous wiping. Some, but not all then begin to break away to sit with the butt dust in the crotch of your pants...ready to drop out,embarrasingly, like snow when youre removing said pants for an amourous session with your good lady
Rick got ready to snedge his dear lady who couldnt help seeing little white Feather Baubles in his panty crotch, and as he ran to the bed in amorous abandon the rest of them were rubbed from his crack to whisked up in his slipstream. "She'll hoover them up later" Rick thought to himself as he ravaged her velvet porthole into the night......
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