What is Features?
1.
derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating.
Man:Look at that features.
Otherman:he has a dirty features face.
man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.
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2.
Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.
Jim shit the fuck up you features.
Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.
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