What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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Title givin to one prone to fits or tantrums.
Named after a common tantrum involving the punting of an athletic ball when frustrated ov..
