What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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Random Words:
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someone who takes a long time to get pussy.
Jorge is a cunt sluggler!
See cunt, virgin, slow poke, douche..
