What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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A forgotten member of the best fuckin band out, murderdolls. He's the bass player and the one with the cool spikey--mullet haircut ..
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Occures when a female ties a naked male to the bed in the shape of the cross, and walks out.
I'm so mad that, that bitch put me in..
