What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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When someone puts Ice Cream in a glass and pours root beer on it. Tasty, and has nothing to do with sex.
Yum, root beer float.
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