What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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A homosexual. A fag. A slutty woman. A crack ho.
Anyone who imbibes sperm. Anyone who engages in felatio and gladly swallows. A bone..
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A name for someone who has a ton of steez.
Did you see him land that trick? That shit was bolts. He is now known as steezius maximus.
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a smirky skanky chick, usually desperate for attention and willing to degrade themselves.
"who the fuck is chatting with my boyfri..
