What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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loosely used to describe J'enae, who is in fact, a hoe faced slut.
"that bitch J'enae is a hoe faced slut"
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The discoloration, and possible presence of other unidentifiable putrid substances, left behind in a woman's underwear caused by po..