What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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a silly name for a song
Rowan: This song will be awesome, what should we call it?
Jimmi: DONDERKOODAL
Matt: eh why not?
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n. digital flirtation that does not yield any physiological reward.
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"What ever happened with Him/Her?"
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