What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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When you are fucking a girl and you pour 151 (or everclear) on her cooch and light it on fire. Then you pound it out with your penis.
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