What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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When somebody pours steaming hot cream of potato soup into an enlarged rectum and the anus bubbles up like a swamp.
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Frizzy or kinky hair on a Jewish head (both genders).
The Jewish equivalent of an Afro.
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a nasty pussy; possible because of a yeast infection, and/or an STD
Dude, do not fuck kaylee, she has a frumby bisca.
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