Featureschmerz

What is Featureschmerz?


1.

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.

Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.

See pain, despair, ennui


48

Random Words:

1. where you stand and wobble ur lower body gently to cause a breeze to your penis god it hot, i need a freedom swing See freedom, swing,..
1. yoda-d-yer-ass A word phrase most commonly used when gaming. In literal translation it means to kick the living shit out of another pl..
1. A word used to describe the manner in which Katie Holmes does not fornicate with a crazy man in a movie no one should ever watch. If yo..