What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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a bitch that u push down the stairs and they go down like they are a slinky bitch.
sean: alex you are a slinky bitch
alex. Sean wat th..