What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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A type of weapon in which 2 swords are attached by a chain and swung around randomly. Due to this, injuries (and possibly fatalities) ar..
