What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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basically it's just a dildo
Dude what are those to chicks beating each other with?
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generally, to have sex, and usually in an extremely energetic/aggressive way.
"Oh, her? I already beat those last week man."
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