What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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A diminuitive gay man who is a top.
"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."
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playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap ..
