Featureschmerz

What is Featureschmerz?


1.

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.

Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.

See pain, despair, ennui


48

Random Words:

1. The time taken to get used to the effects of smoking weed again after a long period off it. Man i'm totally zanziwhacked off that ..
1. (female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter..
1. Literally, "to eat one's fart". "I have to gorbet." "Did you just gorbet?"..