What is Featureschmerz?
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The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
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The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to slangdefine. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
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a guy named Bret, that cheats on his wife and licks his way through the personals.
My husband is such a cinder blok.
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