Featuristics

What is Featuristics?

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.

He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.

See features, characteristics, featuristics

Jackoff Hands

1. the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick. eli: whats up dude *hand shake*..

Itune Buzzkill

1. You have your i-Pod/i-Tunes on shuffle, you're jamming out doing your everyday thing, then BOOM! song switches to a completely irre..

Insouciant

1. when you're just too damn cool to care about anything cashier: would you like your check in the bag? me: fuck yourself with it, i..

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