What is Feauxmosexual?
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Pronounced Fo'mosexual
Directly regarding a straight man who parties at Gay clubs acting Gayly in hopes of going home with a woman who thinks he's never had sex with a woman before.
Carrie: "Last night I turned a gay man straight." "He couldn't resist my sexuality."
Beth: " Girl, you just got 'GOT' by a Feauxmosexual."
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masterbate.
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