Febreeze

What is Febreeze?


1.

An endearing term for a current or ex lover who had one of the nastiest, raunchiest and down-right foulest stank eminating from her crotch. This usually is so horrific that requires you to swear off any form of cunnilingus as the stench makes you practically vomit on impact.

Man, don't go near that girl. She hasn't cleaned down there in at LEAST a month and even Febreeze can't get that out.

See stank, vagina, crotch, oral

2.

A friend who you always want to have around to make stinky situations all better. Crucial for those who are prone to awkward situations or depression.

"Hunny, you're my febreeze! You always make everything better!"

See good friend, mediator, fun

3.

used instead of fo real

Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?

See febreeze, fo real, for real

4.

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

See febreeze, fart, turd, stink, wife, dank


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